


I keep trying to rewind this DVD but its still stuck on the “suck” setting
All throughout this movie all I was thinking was “Is Mos Def supposed to be playing a retarded character?… or is he just actually retarded…” Either way he deserves an Oscar.
Watching this movie was like a trying to write a 3000 word essay on risk management tactics on a malfunctioning 1991 palm pilot after not sleeping for 2 days.
it totally sucked…

It totally sucked balls…
I hope he has a better script in that briefcase there, because homeboy’s movie is hurting.
Now I know peeps are all over the Coen Brothers’ penii about how they are the most amazing and sincere directors… or whatever. Don’t get me wrong I LOVED The Big Lebowski, I would dryhump the shit out of that movie.
But this movie deserves no humping, dry or otherwise. I mean No Country For Old Men was pretty boring and all but Joel and Ethan have really outdone themselves with A Serious Man. Some examples of more accurate titles might be: A Seriously Boring Man, A Serious Waste of Time, and Seriously Man?
I kept waiting for this movie to go somewhere, but it stayed parked in the driveway like a Best Buy manager who just got fired for jerking off on chatroulette at the office and has been trying to find a way to tell his wife for the past 4 hours...or something.
And after I seriously wasted my time waiting for this dreck to pan out like an idiot, you’d think the Bra’s would at least have the decency to give me a little pellet of resolution, and they do for a minute, and i breathed a sigh of relief - BUT NO! thats not the end, let’s give this sad fucker cancer and have a tornado hit the town for no reason!
worst.movie.ever.
it totally sucked…

I watch movies.
Then I review them, because you can’t do it the other way around, stupid.
please to enjoy